AISubs v3.7
- Hello, we're Peketan. - Shibata.
- Dio. - Mushimeru.
I'm sure there's a lot of times when we talk to strangers in the city.
But isn't there a time when we talk to someone who knows a little bit of Tokai On-Air, but doesn't know what Tokai On-Air is?
- There was one today. - Oh, really?
- Are you from Tokai On-Air? - Yes.
- So you don't know what "mushimeru" is, right? - That's right.
So if you say, "Oh, yes, I'm Tokai On-Air's Tetsuya," and someone enters the store, that person is Tetsuya.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Using that phenomenon,
- This time, we're going to beat up a certain member and lower their reputation. - I see.
- That person's appearance... - It's not "I see."
- You have a problem with that? - No, no, no, I don't have a problem with that.
- Why would you beat up a certain member? - No, no, no, I don't have a problem with that.
- I'm a "mushimeru," and I'm going to lower the reputation of "mushimeru" this time. - Why? Why are you lowering it?
- It was enjoyable. Anyone could do it. - There's a "mushimeru" that's easy to beat up.
- If you wear a black wig and wear glasses, you're already a "mushimeru." - Yes, yes, yes.
- We wore glasses and said our favorite words. - Oh!
- And when we saw that, the first person who said "oiiiiiiiii" to "mushi"--
- was me! I'm sorry! - AHHHHHHHHHH!
- I've been shouting it out. - Ahahahaha!
- After hearing you say you're filming today. - Sorry, I'm a little stuck.
- You aren't hidden on Rancocar. - You said you'd lower the reputation.
- Apparently, there's something that you lower the reputation of that you can't hide. - That's true.
- It's getting interesting. - Let's get right to it and watch in order.
[Screaming]
That was how it was recorded...
But mine is serious.
I was really sent a video of a bug glasses...
- Really? - Seriously.
Just watch it once.
You look like you've done some evil deeds.
- It may be dangerous. - I'm really angry now.
- Here it is. - Okay.
- I'm bored. - Can I eat it?
- Can I eat it?
- You said it's easy to imitate Shimegane. - That's weird.
- You said it's easy to imitate, but you ate it. - I'm not Shimegane.
- Isn't this a commercial for Toyota's Nobita? - What?
- You're really smart. - Can I watch it again?
- I think you're Shimegane, too.
- Could you put in a little more effort? - I'm bored. - I'm bored.
- I hate boredom.
- That's right. At times like this, I think I'll do my hobby's evil deeds.
- Here is a cafe. - That's right, I'll do my evil deeds.
- I'm Shimegane, too. I'll give you my autograph.
- Isn't this really cool? - That's cool?
- You don't look happy. - I'm happy. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Bye bye.
- It looks delicious. Can I have a bite? - No.
- Can I have a bite? - No.
- No! - No!
Take the lid off.
This is the worst!
The worst!
If you drink juice, you'll want to pee.
You don't look like a bad guy.
This is bad.
Wow!
This is bad.
This is long.
What's going on with the urine?
This is bad.
This is gross.
This is bad.
This is meat.
This is the worst.
Let's go home.
Oh my god.
Are you going to collect it?
Thank you.
See you.
Oh my god.
Isn't it crazy?
What?
Hey!
What?
Well, for me, it was like this.
Oh, I see.
And I saw it on Twitter.
I found it by accident.
When I searched for "#magnifying glass string"
I saw it in a cafe.
Drunken juice
Sign
What did you do just now?
Bag
Well, this is a little...
Hey!
Hey you!
Teza said it earlier.
If you don't know much about videos, if you happen to find this hashtag,
remember only the name of "Magnifying Glass" and don't remember much about its appearance.
But it's a creepy guy.
There is a high possibility of that.
So, looking at it now,
What do you think?
Hey!
Well, well, well.
Well, you know Ryo-kun's cafe, right?
Tez is there.
He is there.
So, from a distance, the market price may be very high.
When you look at "magnifying glass"
I think you've noticed that this guy is Ryo.
So, with this Twitter alone,
the whole thing is a little...
For those of you who don't know...
It's dangerous.
No, but well, well.
I don't mind this at all.
Oh, I see.
I don't think it's bad for that quality.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, quality.
Me too.
I don't know if I got the SD card wrong or something.
There's some data in it.
It's a real one.
It's a hidden one.
I don't think I can put out a video like this.
There may be evidence.
It may become a social video.
Then I'll go.
The data I obtained.
Here it is.
magnifying glass
Hey!
You!
You looked at me like that!
I'm not going to fall for your tricks anymore.
Let me see it again.
You know, for me, it's grateful that you look like this.
I'm Mushimegane!
I've entered Pachinko bed.
I'm at Gotanda's love hotel!
You're speaking like an American.
Which love hotel should I go to today?
Oh no, my nasal singing is going to be an EGM.
Um, I've been watching you all the time, and I got a picture of you.
Huh?! With this Mushimegane?!
Don't be silly!
Of course I can't take pictures!
There's no way I'd take pictures with a noble man like me.
Whoa, Mushimegane, which love hotel should I go to today?
Mushimegane, you're too much of a pain in the neck that my lips are about to burst.
Hold on, hold on!
I'm selling Mushimegane's book!
You know, I'd like you to have a taller and bigger body than me!
Oh no, I'm a little thirsty.
Ah, I'm so thirsty.
You're wrong, you're wrong.
I'm going to the market.
I'm going to move my location.
I'm a noble man, and I'm wearing insect glasses.
I'm at my acquaintance's noble shop.
I'm with my acquaintance, Mr. Sugiyama.
Oh, it's Mr. Sugiyama.
Hello.
I'm wearing insect glasses.
I'm rich, so I think I'll buy all of them.
This is amazing.
This shop is wonderful, but...
You brought my bromide, right?
Yes, I did.
What? What? What?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm wearing insect glasses.
What the hell are you talking about?
This is no good.
If only this thing was here, it would be a big deal.
This is bad.
I have to check everything.
Excuse me for a moment.
Isn't the video too long?
It's not even half of it yet.
There are a lot of negative comments.
But I'm not going to ignore them.
I'm going to say it.
I don't know.
It tastes like this, doesn't it?
Why does your face smell like this?
You have a big face.
You can see people's aura, right?
It's pretty sharp.
People's aura?
Yes.
Colors?
There are people who look like smoke and people who look like light.
What do you think of my insect glasses now?
It stinks.
Insect glasses.
I'm wearing insect glasses.
I lost 150,000 yen to a pachinko.
So I came to UUUM in Haraise.
UUUM.
Insect glasses.
Look here.
There are a lot of autographs.
Our president Hikakin and president Hajime.
There is an autograph of my god.
Here.
Is it bad?
- You're laughing too much. - You're laughing.
- And your beard is shaved. - It's true.
- And you know what? - What?
- You can't do that. - I'll show you.
- The characteristics of a bong. - Hey! You can't do that!
- It's stylish. - What?
- It's really stylish. - Hey!
- The camera is wrong. - Hey!
- What is it? - You can't do that.
- You can't do that.
- Why do you want to throw a bong? - I think it's just to move it.
- You can't do that. - You can't lick its flexibility.
- You believed in a dog's nerves. - It's really stylish.
- It's too stylish.
Also, buddy, look at my LINE.
- What? - I don't have a girlfriend.
- Yes. - Hide all your glasses in the car.
- What? - I got it.
- Yes. - Really?
- What? Are you serious? - I got it.
I'll go home like this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, president Hoshimi.
- I have no glasses. - What?
- No glasses, no glasses. - Are you kidding me?
- Let's collaborate, let's collaborate. - Yes, yes, yes.
- What did you say? - No glasses, no glasses.
- President Hoshimi, I have something to say. - Yes.
- Hey, don't give it to him. - This is a big deal.
- Don't give it to him. - This is a big deal.
- He's a very bad person.
- He's the one who made my name "insect glasses". - That's right.
- What's this? - I made it myself, bromide.
What do you do?
- Now I'm dressed up in insect glasses. - What?
- How was it? - My insect glasses reputation is going down.
- I'll do my best to lower my reputation. - Excuse me.
Ta-da!
- Well, well... - Hey!
- This is a little too much, isn't it? - It's a lot.
- That doesn't mean they're not insects, does it? - No, they're not.
- It was Shibata Yusuke, because he's an annoying person. - What?
- This person is speaking in an evil way in a war like this.
- So it's actually no damage. - Oh, I see.
- The bromide is bad. - I made and distributed a lot of it.
- For those of you who were talking. - Oh, that's right.
Oh, I see.
So you don't show up in public.
You go where you can't go back later.
Stop it.
You go where you can't say "I'm sorry, it's that matter."
Finally, it's me.
When I was thinking about doing it,
I checked my SD card.
The real insect was my SD card.
Really?
It was a real insect.
Are you sure?
Oh, my God.
So I cut the video.
I checked my mind and SD card.
Hello, everyone. I'm Musumigane.
You know, we've been doing this together for 7 years.
What do you think you're doing?
I'm trying a little hard.
Is my mouth like this?
I'm sorry. I've been telling you about this image.
Hello, everyone. I'm Musumigane.
This time, I'm going to lower my reputation...
I'm doing a radio personality.
I'm an ambassador for a radio app.
I'm not this bad.
If the viewers were watching this now, they might have lost their reputation.
I'm going to say it.
I've decided to give a lot of annoying gifts from Musumigane to various people.
One of them is HIKAKIN.
HIKAKIN has a big cardboard box.
If you open it, you'll find a little smaller cardboard box inside.
If you open it, you'll find a smaller cardboard box.
If you open it, you'll find a little smaller cardboard box inside.
It contains an annoying gift.
The second is TOMMY.
I'm going to give you a shampoo, lotion, and hair oil that I've switched inside out, even though it's a recommended beauty product.
The last is Ota Sachio, 48 years old.
He is a very picky cook.
I'll say to him that "This is the best food I've ever eaten."
I'll say it and give you a cup of ramen.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
I don't know if you've eaten my food before.
Let's get started.
Why do you want to lower my reputation?
Who are you?
You're a stranger.
Why do you want me to lower my reputation?
It's not like I'm enjoying it.
You're twisted, aren't you?
I'm lowering my reputation.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm twisted, but I don't have a beard like you do.
You've done it before.
Let's just confirm what you've done.
Good evening, I'm Mushimegane.
Yes, I'm Mushimegane.
I completely believe you.
Good evening, I'm Mushimegane.
I brought a gift for you.
This is the most delicious food I have ever eaten.
Please eat this and make more delicious ramen.
Thank you very much.
Thank you always.
This is Mushimegane. Good night.
Good night.
This is Mushimegane.
Thank you very much.
Let's go home.
I'm going to give this to you.
You said this is the best food.
What are you looking at?
Are you watching TV?
I'm sorry.
I'm full of cup ramen.
I don't like ramen, but I want to eat cup ramen.
What does it mean?
I'm sorry I stopped you.
I know you don't like cup ramen.
I knew this project was progressing.
I saw this tweet and asked you what it was about.
I forgot about it and was surprised.
People who only see this tweet will never notice it.
And it's annoying for me to hear you say it.
It's annoying for me to say it now, but it was annoying at home.
This was effective.
This is good.
This is a good example of why.
Let's go to the rest of the people.
Good evening.
I'm Tommy of Mr. Iwondo.
I received a cardboard box earlier.
It says this.
Please open it while shooting a video.
Mushimegane.
I'm shooting a video.
There is a letter.
To you, my best beauty set I have discovered.
First of all, apply a special lotion to your face and let it blend in.
Please hang the box on your hair.
You will be a glossy man of color.
Beauty set.
I'm shooting a video today.
I'm wearing makeup.
Is it okay?
It's very serious.
Is it really like this?
Oh, it's milbon.
Towel, dryer, it's troublesome.
It's after you take a bath, right?
You put it all on, right?
I'm going to take a bath.
Oh, it's troublesome.
So, I took a bath.
First of all, this is black water.
It's like this.
It's the worst.
Black water.
It's too moist, isn't it?
I'm going to put on milk.
No, the air that doesn't mix with this and this is amazing.
I can smell it all the way to my skin.
It smells like breast milk.
This one is clean, too.
No, it's not written like that.
You're lying.
Wow, I'm sorry, Tommy.
It doesn't smell good at all.
There may be times when you work with milbon.
It smells really good.
Is it the floor of a royal palace?
It smells like vinegar.
Isn't it vinegar?
It smells like vinegar.
Do you think it's mint?
I've put on three.
Please wear it now.
Hey, it smells like vinegar.
It's hot.
Is it a problem with the floor?
It smells like breast milk from my face.
It's hot.
That's my fault.
Well, I'll be honest with you first.
I've noticed all three of them.
Oh, I see.
But I think Tommy is just right.
Oh, I see.
One problem is that this tweet is my birthday.
I'm sorry about that.
I don't know why I'm saying bad things.
Well, that's the last one.
This is the biggest problem.
Hi, I'm HIKAKIN.
I received a huge box that said "insect glasses" at home.
I haven't heard anything about it, so I don't know what to say.
But it says something like...
Open it while you're filming.
It looks like insect glasses.
Don't do it.
Use your voice properly.
What is this?
Is it big?
You know...
My name is...
King.
I'm hungry!
Hey, that's rude!
Hey!
Don't do that!
I don't have gold!
Who's calling you like that?
I don't know who you are.
You don't have gold?
That's weird.
Hey!
Are you okay?
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm cold.
You look like a Chinese person.
Whatever.
I'll open it.
It's light, isn't it?
Is it a gift?
Insect glasses.
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
What?
It's been a moment.
What's this?
Maybe it's something good.
What's inside the box?
I'm not sure.
I don't know how to open it.
It's three layers.
Don't say "box" until the end.
I'm doing this because I don't have time to sleep.
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry about that.
I'm saying this and that.
Isn't it something good?
Here we go!
It'll probably come out of here.
Thank you!
Insect glasses!
Sixth box.
It's the fifth one.
I'm getting irritated.
It's getting difficult to open.
Is this the sixth one?
I'm tired of this!
I don't have time to sleep.
Something came out of the seventh box!
What's this?
I'm scared of this.
It's not something like a drink, is it?
What do you think it is?
What is this?
Here we go!
Do you know what it is, viewers?
Here we go!
It's funny.
It stinks.
What is this?
Is it something like a matryoshka?
What is it?
I can open my head.
Here we go!
There's a letter in it.
There's a piece of paper in it.
I'm scared.
What is it?
This paper is wet.
What is it?
Oh, my goodness!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, my goodness!
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Mushi-chan, remember this.
(Laughing)
Oh, my goodness!
- Oh, my goodness! - Oh, my goodness!
This is too evil!
Oh, my goodness!
- This is terrible! - Oh, my goodness!
- This is terrible! - I'll get angry and tweet it!
When I saw this tweet, I saw it.
- It's paid for. It's for 3.57 million people. - Huh?
- It's for about 1.2 million people.
I thought it was bad for about 2 million people.
(Laughing)
Can we stop doing what's left of it?
(Laughing)
Can we all leave a little bit of it?
We might have really lost our reputation.
(Laughing)
It's not good to lose a member's reputation.
This is a group match.
Even if it's just one or three of us, we'll probably lose our reputation within 10 days.
- (Laughing) - If you stab someone in the back...
- No, it's not that bad. - I'm sorry.
- We might lose our reputation in 5 days. - I'm sure of it.
I've already swallowed it and I'm going back a little.
(Laughing)
- I'm sorry, really. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, really.
Let's do our best so that everyone's reputation goes up in the future.
Excuse us, our insect glasses!
- Excuse us! - Excuse us!
(Screaming)